The Congressional Skullfucking Bill of 2007

A little comedy from our friends at the Onion News Network.

The koala and the little lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says “Hey Koala ! what are you doing?”... (read more)

Engrish - A Slideshow

Click here for a an Engrish lesson. If this one doesn’t make you grin, check for a pulse. It’s a Powerpoint slideshow, so you may need to download it first, then open it with Powerpoint, if you have it. Once it's open, you can use your mouse click to advance the slides in the slideshow.

Welcome to Japan - Your Ass is Mine

Speaking of weird cultural shit (in this case literally), here’s some from Jim McKelvy, whom I met... doesn't matter how I met this lunatic... (read more)

New Rules

Tough to find a funny book these days. I mean funny on purpose, as opposed to, say, O’Reilly’s Culture Warrior or anything by Bob Woodward.

NEW RULE

You don’t get a million dollars just for being gay. Remember Dick Cheney’s daughter Mary? The one John Kerry mentioned was a lesbian and the Republicans pretended to get irate? Well, she got a million dollar advance to write her “memoirs.” Memoirs? Chapter One: “My Dad’s Vice President.” Chapter Two: “I like pussy.” The End.

Bill Maher’s New Rules is a funny book. On purpose.