The Horror, An Excerpt from Can't You Get Along With Anyone?

If you're a guy, you'll understand the title of this one...

Here on this idyllic little Caribbean island I’ve started making a list of women I’ve had sex with, along with a few details about how it went. Anecdotes, some sordid, some not. Mostly sordid. Here’s one... (read more)

The Un•Immaculate Conception

Excerpted from the excellent photo book We Approach Our Martinis With Such High Expectations by Jamie Brisick. I first met the multi-talented Jamie Brisick (who has four contributions in this BB issue) while he was doing a “Faces of New York” photo essay (plus audio clips) for surfline.com. I’m the third “face.” (Thanks to Jamie – and the magic hour light at Montauk’s Sunset Saloon – for making me look relatively presentable.)

Excerpt: On Getting Raped by the Alpha Whore in a Panamanian Whorehouse

I met some interesting characters in the process of uncovering the truth of the killing, one being a Canadian living in a border town between Costa Rica and Panama. Called himself “The Facilitator.” The guy had this thick, jagged scar running ear-to-ear across his throat. That kind of guy... (read more)

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Book Review: The Vagina Monologues

My politically incredibly incorrect review of The Vagina Monologues, as part of an email exchange with one of the stars of the stage show. You need to read the Podcast link above to get the full effect of this one.