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Shaving Brush [0004] | Price: $9.95

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I know: What's a writer/book publisher doing selling shaving brushes? (For that matter, what sort of a writer would string three gerunds - 'doing' 'selling' 'shaving' -- together?)

We'll get to that, but first...

Although decades of relentless propaganda - largely perpetrated by the CFR's Corporate Media Minions - are working against us, let us remind you that:

1. Shaving brushes work better than canned shaving creams, mainly because of the hot water you lather up with.

2. Shaving brushes are 'green': there is no throw-away can or greenhouse gas dispersal with a shaving brush.

3. Shaving brushes are easier to travel with: they don't get confiscated at airports using the bogus 'War on Terror' as pretext, nor to they 'spew their jism' in your baggage due to aircraft pressure changes. (Don't you hate that?)

4. Shaving brushes, with their years-long life span, will save you money.

5. Lathering up your face (males) and various other body parts (females) with hot, soapy water just flat feels good!

6. But mainly: By your use of a shaving brush you are telling the murderous bastards at the CFR that you are hip to their bullshit!

By the way: The Founding Fathers used shaving brushes. Every goddamn one of them.

Banditobooks - the legal persona and public image of me (Allan Weisbecker) -- is not merely a book publisher, any more than the Military Industrial Complex is merely a governmentally sanctioned perpetrator of drug smuggling & dealing, money laundering & all around fiduciary fraud, political assassination, corporate colonialism, genocide, human slavery, plus a promoter of the Federal Reserve System, corporate fascism, and The New World Order.

Which has what to do with shaving brushes?

In the early 1960s The Military Industrial Complex - as represented by the Inner Membership of the Council on Foreign Relations, the CFR (a.k.a 'The Illuminati') -- launched a propaganda campaign (a.k.a. 'perception management', or PM) aimed at preparing the public mind for the decades of slaughter, waste, and fiscal mismanagement to come, and which was planned to culminate in their taking the reins of world power via what is now known as The New World Order.

In 1964, heady and vainglorious in their recent successes in the sponsorships/perpetrations of the completely staged Gulf of Tonkin Incident (as pretext to escalate U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War) and the Warren Commission Report (to hide their direct participation in the assassination of JFK), the CFR's next logical greed/power-motivated villainy was in the area of personal grooming.

Recently unearthed via a Banditobooks Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) Request, the following heretofore super-secret CFR document - rumored to have been authored by Kissinger himself -- is titled 'The Shaving Brush Has Got To Go.'

The logic was that if the CFR could persuade the public to give up the shaving brush - which, being perfectly suited for its purpose, had been in use for millennia -- World Domination would be a piece of cake. ('Vee vould haf ze vorld as our oi-ster,' Kissinger is reputed to have remarked, to one-up the 'piece of cake' analogy.)

The Perception Management campaign also functioned as a CFR testing of the waters to see how far it could go in their utter contempt for the public and its intelligence.

The following was redacted for reasons of 'national security':

Although the rest of the document is almost completely redacted - making the 'Operation Northwoods' proposal from the Joint Chiefs (from 1963 and which exposed the Pentagon plot to mount a 'false flag' terror campaign in Miami and Washington and blame Castro) look like the minutes from a PTA meeting - those bits of sentences and paragraphs that survived amount to further evidence that the demise of the shaving brush was accomplished via the machinations of a U.S. government cabal working in tandem with Big Corporate America - in other words, by the Inner Membership of the Council on Foreign Relations. (Go to the Banditobooks.com archives for the 'The Shaving Brush Has Got To Go' in its entirety.)

An Addendum to 'The Shaving Brush Has Got To Go', written in 1975 as a part of a CIA response to the Senate Select Committee on Assassinations (SSCA) indicate what we all already know: The Shaving Brush Conspiracy (SBC) was, after all, a huge success. (See the Banditobooks archives.)

And, as predicted, with the CFR success in the arena of personal grooming, the proposed New World Order - the concomitant loss of U.S. sovereignty being a given -- is currently just around the corner.

To prevent this, Banditobooks, in its capacity as Keeper of Our Democracy (KOD) proposes a return to the socio/economic/personal grooming status quo as it was before the first domino fell back in the early 1960s: BRING BACK THE SHAVING BRUSH!

A question: knowing what you now know, what is your excuse for not going back to the shaving brush, whether you buy it from us or somewhere else? (If you decide not to go back to the shaving brush, please email us at store@banditobooks.com. We'd sure like to hear your twisted, CFR-propagandized reasoning.)

Click 'add to cart' to make your statement, and bring back the shaving brush.

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Okay, okay... Seriously, folks:

Since their launch in the early 1960s, profits from these utterly inefficient, wasteful, environmentally harmful products are now estimated to be in the tens of billions of dollars.

Does anyone doubt that this was a designed and deliberate campaign (by corporations such as Gillette and P&G) to persuade you to waste your money on an inefficient, throwaway, utterly bullshit product?

Seriously: Make a personal statement by going back to the shaving brush. (In battling the bullshit, you gotta start somewhere.)